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So a quick follow up to the previous post. If the map ever looses its pull it may be time to pull out the big guns. All you need is a plastic cup, a popcicle stick, 2 sjeets of paper, string, glue sisors and crayons or construction paper (grey and black).
1-Draw and color a grey hook and cut it out. Attach it to the popcicle stick and stick it in the cup. Walla! you have a pirates hook!
2-Draw the front of a pirate hat and attach it to apaper hoop sized to your childs head for the hat. (this can be substituted with a bandanna)
3-Cut out a paper eyepatch and attach it to the string. BOOM! You have a pirate!
And if your too lazy for all that just print these. I havent checked sizes so you may need to tinker with the size in Gimp or paint. For those who are wondering what this "Gimp" I keep talking about is. It is a free photo editing program comparable to photo shop! Just click HERE to get it.